Adventures in Tarot

I’m trying to learn Tarot right now as I’m in dire need of a practical, hands on hobby, and this is one that relies on memory and concentration, traits that I’m sure left me long ago so I should execerise whatever feeble leftovers there are floating around in my head.

So tonight I brought the cards out, gave them a sacred amount of shuffles I’m sure, set the deck and I turned the cards:

Tarot MA: You are at a crossroads.

Me: Well, aye. I am, but that’s life and, like, half of you guys innit.

Tarot1: Here’s some of the heavy shit that gets you down.

Me: Omg yes.

Tarot2: You worry about this a lot.

Me: OMG YES. YOU’RE DOING BRILLIANTLY SWEETY WHAT DO I DO.

Tarot3: *~*WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!*~*

Me: OMG that doesn’t help me right now but that’s great.

The Tumblr screenshots are true.

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