There’s Been A Murder

Out on my daily walk.

Crow Buddy:  Good morning! Would you like some breakfast?

Me: Is that a mouse?

Crow Buddy:  Lots of protein! Very good! Healthy breakfast.

Me: OH MY GOD IT’S STILL TWITCHING.

Crow Buddy’s Buddy:  Share with me please?

Crow Buddy: NO! NOT FOR YOU! CAW! CAW! CAW!

Me: *running the hell away*

Hello.
Goodbye.
Corbie~

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