Adventures in Tarot

I’m trying to learn Tarot right now as I’m in dire need of a practical, hands on hobby, and this is one that relies on memory and concentration, traits that I’m sure left me long ago so I should execerise whatever feeble leftovers there are floating around in my head.

So tonight I brought the cards out, gave them a sacred amount of shuffles I’m sure, set the deck and I turned the cards:

Tarot MA: You are at a crossroads.

Me: Well, aye. I am, but that’s life and, like, half of you guys innit.

Tarot1: Here’s some of the heavy shit that gets you down.

Me: Omg yes.

Tarot2: You worry about this a lot.

Me: OMG YES. YOU’RE DOING BRILLIANTLY SWEETY WHAT DO I DO.

Tarot3: *~*WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!*~*

Me: OMG that doesn’t help me right now but that’s great.

The Tumblr screenshots are true.

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QOTD – For The Bants

I’ve been feeling quite fragile recently.  I’ve had a few disappointments come my way in a short space of time and I will admit it has gotten on top of me a little bit, especially today, and I’ve been guilty of wallowing in self-pity and vague-booking about it. Ugh @ me.

Cue palfaces to the rescue with all the memes and top quality banter.

~♡~Pals~♡~

Hello.
Goodbye.
Corbie~
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Angry Haikus: Intro

Sometimes it’s good to express yourself creatively. It can be a most effective catharsis and often it’s a much healthier way of expressing your emotions than say, stabbing people.  With that in mind, quite often when I am out and about and find my patience is tried, I write a haiku about my annoyance instead of stabbing the offenders. I will admit it’s worked so far and I haven’t actually stabbed anyone to date. Sssstab. Sometimes, however, I write haikus just because they’re fun and silly. Here are some examples from the past and I promise there will be many more to come. Enjoy!

Morningside grannies.
Standard age: Methuselah.
Oan the bus to Hell.

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Oh, amorous neds,
crying out in the night;
skin flappin’ an’ aw’! God.

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Young couple in love.
Your affection slurping
Over my tunes, ew.

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inside of my face;
a build up of misery.
I cry tears of snot.

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Garden is quiet.
Thunder rips through the silence.
Sorry! I farted.

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Young bus stop boys
With your beer bottles clanking
Show me your ID.

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Bus stop jakey fight:
So Tiffany Patterson
Stole the heroin.

 

Hello.
Goodbye.
Corbie~
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